December 2011
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Harry z and his hot blonde girlfriend are here at work lolol
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Podein jdksbxjjs
He lived on my street when I was a kid
When my brother and I went over his house for Halloween he asked us who our favorite Flyers were
And my brother was like “Shjon Podein!”
And I was like “Eric Lindros” bitch
Omgosh this game hshjskshfbs
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scottfartsmell:
bernie parent is actually the most precious human alive
he told me i have a beautiful smile once
actually that’s like #1 on a female flyer fan’s bucket list: get hit on by bernie parent
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
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i just want them to do a storyline with kurt’s mom
how the fuck did we meet sam’s parents before kurt’s mom
:|
i’ll probably sob a fucking waterfall though
I WANT THIS PAIN
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aw i miss my college friends
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Me before game: I love my team so much!
Me during game: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING, FUCKING SHOOT YOU TWATS
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milasweetcunt:
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Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
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Missing E: Hey Tumblr, we're gonna make your god-awful website layout usable
Tumblr: Hey everybody, Missing E has herpes
Watchjamesvanriemsdork:
Danny Briere seeing the rink at Citizens Bank Park
ugh baby you’re so presh
Random attractive person: Do you like The Hunger Games?
Me:
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding, maybe even autumn I like Saturday yeah we can invite a lot of people or maybe even none at all lol I actually know a lot of people on the internet who could come or we can just elope or like whatever you prefer and like do you want chidlren I was thinking maybe one or two also what are your plans for retirement or I don't know do you want to be buried side by side or cemated?